DEAN

mechtoast:

aobunz:

a beautiful pair of bobs

i didnt even laugh, i just cried

mechtoast:

aobunz:

a beautiful pair of bobs

i didnt even laugh, i just cried

(via loveelanguage)

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

(Source: meladoodle, via trashcanwh0re)

nyehs:

IMAGINE IF YOU HAD ONE BIG NOSTRIL INSTEAD OF TWO SMALL ONES

(via pretendlights)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via drowsycutie)

me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want
lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

(via itmustbeblue)

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts, via shewillbeamazing)